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Welcome to the SBURB/SGRUB RP session, ZoneShatter! There will be 12 trolls and 4 humans, created or official.

Status: Inactive

CharactersEdit

The characters of this session:

TrollsEdit

1. Dostor Magus (Male)

2. Noir Sirdon (Male)

3. Kira Moros (Female)

4. Poko Nino (Female)

5. Eir Malakas (Female)

6. Cessair Thyone (Female)

7. Clota Tamesis (Female)

8. Sucellos Condatis (Male)

9. Belun Lono (Male)

10. Orcus Nga

11. Siduri Hotei (Male)

12. Auraka Parcae (Female)

13. Veilas Zapdog (Male)

HumansEdit

1. Royce Kinstar (Male)

2. Hilde Sophia (Female)

3. Richard Wood (Male)

4. Aaron Gray (Female)

SessionEdit

Introducing...Edit

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>Be the loner.Edit

You are now ROYCE KINSTAR. You have a variety of INTERESTS, such as a fondness for ANIME. You also enjoy GAMES. You pull your laptop from underneath your bed and turn it on. It seems one of your CHUMS on PESTERCHUM is messaging you. You open up PESTERCHUM and see that the CHUM pestering you is one of your cooler CHUMS, molecularQueen (MQ).

-- molecularQueen [MQ] has begun pestering silentObstruction [SO] at 6:05 --

MQ: Royce? Are you there?

SO: Hold on, hold on. Jeez, how early do you wake up?

MQ: What do you mean?

SO: I mean it's 6:00 in the morning!

MQ: Oh...sorry for interrupting your sleep, then. I'll just pester you again later...

SO: Thank you!

-- molecularQueen [MQ] has ceased pestering silentObstruction [SO] at 6:08 --

How early DOES she wake up?

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>Be the prideful girl.Edit

You are now HILDE SOPHIA. You have only one MISSION: protect your HONOR. Not that there's really anything to protect it from. You don't really have that many INTERESTS, but you have a FASCINATION with LANCES and ARMOR. Your room is filled with rare armor from around the world. Your favorite is a set of DRAGON ARMOR from EUROPE. You decide to PESTER one of your CHUMS and see if he is up yet.

(The conversation in the paragraph before happens)

Well, you could always PESTER another of your CHUMS.

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>Be the girl who pretends to be a boy.Edit

You are now AARON GRAY. You enjoy reading TRASHY ROMANCE NOVELS that are cliché’. You PRETEND to be a boy online. Not like that is CREEPY or anything. You’re just more COMFORTABLE with it. Yes, not creepy at all. At least that is what the VOICES in your head tell you. You are currently on your computer, BORED. You see that one of your CHUMS is PESTERING you.

-- molecularQueen [MQ] began pestering pulchritudinousDementia [PD] at 6:09 --

MQ: Hey Aaron, you up yet?

PD: You are so lucky I wake up early...

MQ: I was going to pester Royce, but he's grumpy in the morning.

PD: Royce? You talked to him first? Why not me?

PD: I'm so very hurt, Hilde.

MQ: Well...Royce is...He's kind of...

PD: Oh I see.

PD: You like him!

MQ: No, no I don't!

PD: Can't lie to me, Hilde Sophia!

MQ: You can't make me admit it!

MQ: Sure I can!

PD: I think you just did!

PD: Hahaha!

MQ: Uh...

PD: Such a bad liar!

MQ: Yeah, everyone says that...

PD: So what's really up?

PD: Just decided to wake us all up bright and early, eh?

MQ: Basically. Did you hear about that new game, SBURB?

PD: Yeah. If I ace the today's test, my mom is promising to buy me it.

MQ: My sister already got me a copy. I'm just waiting for someone to play it with.

PD: Does your precious Royce have his game yet?

MQ: I was going to ask...and he's not my precious!

PD: Whatever...

PD: Maybe Dick got his game already.

PD: Did you check with him?

MQ: Not yet. I plan to.

MQ: And you should really stop calling Richard that...

MQ: It could hurt his pride.

PD: It ain't my fault someone gave him that name.

PD: I mean, seriously?

PD: RICHARD WOOD.

PD: That goes right up there with Ben Dover and you know it.

MQ: Yeah...

MQ: I don't really agree.

MQ: But if that's what you think.

PD: That is what I think.

PD: So...

MQ: Have you gotten any romance novels lately?

PD: Oh man!

PD: I'm glad you asked!

PD: Ever heard of the book Twilight?

MQ: Yes.

MQ: I've never read it, but...

PD: My mom finally gave in and bought it for me!

MQ: Well, good for you. Is it good?

PD: Is it good? That's like asking the priest if he's religious!

PD: It's more than good.

PD: Believe me.

MQ: I'll take your word for it.

PD: I can't believe you've never read Twilight!

PD: Have you at least seen the movies?

MQ: I'm not really into romances...even if vampires and werewolves are involved.

MQ: And I didn't see the movie.

PD: Jesus, what kind of a chick are you?

MQ: Is that an insult?

PD: Oh good. You're catching on.

PD: Just kidding, Hilde.

MQ: Okay.

MQ: I just got a new set of armor.

PD: Oh really? What's it like?

MQ: The helm resembles the head of a dragon, and the armor is very fine and tough.

MQ: It also came with a dragon-head lance.

MQ: It cost $400, but it was worth it.

PD: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're heading out to battle, Ms. Knight-In-Dragon-Armor.

MQ: I would prefer not to get the armor scratched by participating in battle.

PD: It was a joke.

MQ: I know.

PD: You just seem a little too serious there.

MQ: I am serious about keeping my armor protected and scratch-free.

PD: Okay...

PD: So what did you give Dick for his birthday?

MQ: I gave him a copy of SBURB limited edition.

MQ: It comes with extra content.

PD: Well, your gift is better.

MQ: What are you getting him?

PD: I got him some weird stuff for his stupid saxophone.

PD: A polishing kit.

MQ: I think he'll appreciate that.

PD: Course he would. Dick is crazy about that stupid instrument!

MQ: I prefer the flute.

PD: I perfer hearing music that wasn't made by me.

PD: That time I tried the violin.

PD: Neither of us were the same...

PD: ...

MQ: Wow...

PD: It totally got trashed.

MQ: Did you do a violin smash?

PD: Maybe...

MQ: Well, I think I should go. My butler just served dinner.

MQ: I mean lunch, sorry.

PD: Whatever. I have to go to school anyways.

PD: Enjoy your life of luxury.

MQ: Thank you, and goodbye.

PD: Bye.

-- molecularQueen [MQ] ceased pestering pulchritudinousDementia [PD] at 7:38 --


>Be the smooth mute.Edit

You are now RICHARD WOOD and you are ANYTHING but smooth. You are actually a HUGE DORK that plays the SAXOPHONE. Rather good, if you do say so yourself and you DO. You’re BIRTHDAY is tomorrow and you have just received a LIMITED EDITION SBURB game. You are EXCITIED to play it but instead decide to PESTER one of your CHUMS.

-- aphonicPreeminent [AP] began pestering silentObstruction [SO] at 19:39 --

AP: royce?

SO: What's up?

AP: noting i gues...

AP: i'm just realy bored...

AP: so i sgned in and saw yu were on

SO: I see.

AP: so ten...

AP: hav you sen any good anims latly?

SO: Well, I think I just found my new favorite.

SO: It's called Hellsing.

SO: And it has so much blood that it's funny.

AP: wats that abot?

SO: It's kinda hard to explain.

SO: But it involves vampires.

SO: Happy early birthday, by the way.

AP: vampirs? probaby somthing aron would b into

SO: Probably.

AP: hahaha

AP: he gav me somting for m saxopone!

SO: Really? what is it?

AP: a polishng kt...

AP: i realy neded one...

SO: You'll recieve my present soon. I don't want to spoil the surprise.

AP: sur yuo cnt tell me?

SO: I'll give you a hint.

AP: alirght...

AP: wat is ti?

SO: It has something to do with music. (That basically gives it away...)

AP: no it dosent! i stll dnot no wat it s!

SO: ...you're hopeless.

SO: I'll just tell you.

AP: only o teh internet!

AP: o coll!

SO: It's a brand new saxophone with extra neck padding and an electronic instructor built in.

AP: a NW saxphon?

SO: Yes, a new saxophone.

SO: You better be happy, cause that model cost me 300 bucks.

AP: taht definitly bolws hilds gift uot of the watr!

SO: What did Hilde give you?

AP: a limtd editon SBURB i tink

SO: Man, I hear that comes with extra content. And that there are only 5 copies in the world.

AP: relly? i ddnt no...

AP: :x

SO: Now you do.

AP: yse

SO: I plan on getting a copy of SBURB gold edition on ebay or something.

SO: Yes, gold. Not limited, gold.

AP: bt it probbly jst as good...

SO: From what I hear, it comes with some extra "sprite". I don't know what I'll do with some soda, but...

AP: sprte? ym! definitly wort it!

SO: Yeah, Sprite is good.

AP: hild probaly ha her gme alrady... do u tink aron has hi?

SO: I dunno, but I KNOW Hilde does. Her sister spoils her to the brink.

AP: luky her...

SO: True that.

AP: do u thnk i shold ask aarn fi he ha his?

SO: Yeah. I think I'll get mine tomorrow. I already bet $199 on it.

AP: im gld hild boght min...

AP: i hpe aaron dosn hve his yt... he can b sot of an ashol somtims...

AP: :x

SO: Yep.

AP: hav yu talkd to any of thm recntly?

SO: Well, Hilde woke me up at 6 AM to talk about something, but we all know I'm grumpy if you wake me up.

AP: hahahha!

AP: thas tru... por hilde...

SO: Luckily for her, I just told her to pester someone else rather than rage at her.

AP: i wondr if she trid to pster me?

SO: Probably.

AP: do yu thnk hild is wird?

SO: Oh yeah. I mean, what's up with her obsession with armor?

AP: i wsh i new... bt shs also very prety...

AP: :x

SO: How would you know that?

AP: she snt a pictre with hr gft

AP: somthnig lik a pst cadr

SO: Oh. For a sec there I thought you might be a stalker or something.

AP: me? no wy!

AP: mybe aaron...

AP: bt not m!

SO: Alright, alright.

AP: she sems to lke you...

AP: hilde i mean

SO: Really? Why do you think that?

AP: she gts al flustrd wen we tak abot you

SO: I see.

AP: ...

SO: She acts normally when she talks to me.

AP: mayb im rong?

AP: you shuld ask aarn

SO: I dunno.

SO: I might.

AP: wll... i hav to go...

AP: saxophne practce

SO: See ya, then.

-- aphonicPreeminent [AP] ceased pestering silentObstruction [SO] at 20:18 --

Okay, so maybe you let the conversation DRAG ON. But it’s TOO LATE to play any games and you actually do have to PRACTICE. Maybe you’ll play TOMORROW.

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>Be the medieval troll.Edit

You are now NOIR SIRDON. You love MEDIEVAL THINGS, and your hive much resembles a MEDIEVAL CASTLE. You LACK HORNS, which makes you the CAUSE of RIDICULE from trolls everywhere. Out of curiousity, you decide to look further along EARTH'S TIMELINE, only to see a bunch of ROCKS flying around in SPACE. This isn't good. You decide to try and WARN one of EARTH'S inhabitants.

-- pastNoir [PN] began pestering pulchritudinousDementia [PD] at 6:26 --

PN: Greetings, human.

PD: What the-?

PD: What kind of greeting is that?

PN: It is a human greeting.

PD: ...

PN: Tis normal.

PD: Suuuure it is...

PD: So who are you?

PN: I am Noir.

PN: I am a troll.

PD: Oh hahahaha...

PN: What art thou laughing at?

PD: Oh woah.

PD: NO.

PD: HELL. NO.

PN: Thou must stay calm.

PN: I come with a mere warning.

PD: NO. Dude, that's just NOT right.

PN: I do not understand.

PD: You're a fucking Shakespeare, sci-fi nerd.

PD: And people think I'm gay.

PD: Just... NO.

PN: Silence, human. As I said, I come with a warning. So just freakin listen.

PN: I presume you have the game SBURB.

PD: Yeah, so what?

PD: What's it to you?

PN: Thou must play it. Unless thou welcome's death.

PN: The end of your world neareth.

PD: ...

PD: I just can't get over how stupid you sound.

PD: I can't take you seriously.

PD: Not that I would have anyways.

PD: The end of the world? Ha!

PN: Thou art a fool of fools.

PD: Oh, don't give me that 'holier than thou' bullshit, Hamlet.

PD: Or whatever you said your name was.

PN: Hamlet? What the hell is that?

PD: It curses! 80

PD: I am appaled! Thou has such a dirty mouth. It should be washed with soap!

PN: Maybe I should warn another of thou's friends...one that is more competent.

PD: More competent? I'm like probably the smartest human ever!

PN: I doubt that.

PD: Yeah, you're right.

PD: But I'll still be cooler than you.

PD: Always.

PN: ...

PD: Doesn't matter what planet you come from, my dear troll.

PD: Mars or Pluto.

PN: Alternia.

PD: Yeah, sure. Alternia.

PN: And thou shalt fall.

PD: Whatever.

PD: You don't scare me.

PN: I am not trying to.

PD: I'll always be better.

PD: Your insults are laughable.

PD: So is the way you type.

PD: You're a horrible troll!

PN: ...

PD: If I tried or rather even if I didn't, I could still be better than you!

PN: Shut up, bitch.

PD: Bitch? Dude, I'm a guy.

PN: I can see through your ruse.

PD: What ruse?

PN: I'm starting to be glad you'll die.

PD: Oooo, no more 'thou's, eh?

PD: And death threats are against the law, kid.

PN: Oh, shut up. I'm not the one who will be doing the killing.

PN: Although I'd be glad to decapitate you.

PD: Little old me, killing? You must have me confused with someone else.

[06:41] PN: NO, not you.

PD: There is no way a puny little failed internet troll can kill me.

PD: Not me? Than who?

PD: Surely not YOU.

PD: Hahahaha!

PD: >:)

PN: You'll see. Bye, bitch.

-- pastNoir [PN] ceased pestering pulchritudinousDementia [PD] at 6:42 --

What the hell was her problem? You came to deliver a warning, but you got a hostility that burned hotter than a thousand suns. Maybe another troll will have better luck, but you're done with this crap...for now.

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>Be the chaotic troll.Edit

You are now DOSTOR MAGUS. You love CHAOS and call yourself by the same NICKNAME. Other TROLLS tend to stay away from you. Out of FEAR. Recently, your HIVE has been destroyed and your LUSUS killed by a TROLL named KIRA MOROS. You are so FULL OF RAGE that you DEVISE a PLAN to exact your REVENGE. FIRST STEP: Begin a session of SGRUB. So you contact CESSAIR THYRONE, one of your friends.

[12:55] -- darkestOblivion [DO] began pestering clandestineCoddler [CC] at 12:55 --

DO: YO wassup.

CC: dOSTER?

DO: ITS dostor.

CC: rIGHT wHATEVER

DO: HAVE you GOTTEN sgrub YET?

CC: yEAH...

DO: BECAUSE you NEED to. NOW.

CC: wOAH

CC: cALM dOWN

DO: I am FREAKIN boring MY ass OFF here.

CC: hOW aBOUT yOU eXPLAIN eVERYTHING cALMLY tO mE?

DO: FINE, fine.

DO: MY lusus, HE...

DO: DIED.

CC: oH nO!

CC: aRE yOU aLRIGHT?

DO: OH, i'm FINE.

DO: JUST scarred FOR seeing MY lusus FALL into THE void.

CC: ...

DO: OTHER than THAT i'm FINE.

CC: wELL...

DO: WELL what?

CC: iM nOT sURE i cAN dO mUCH bUT yOU aRE wELCOME tO sTAY aT mY hIVE...

DO: WHAT is YOUR hive?

DO: IS it LARGE?

CC: mY hIVE iS aCTUALLY vERY sPACIOUS.

CC: bUT hALF oF iT iS uNDERGROUND...

DO: WELL, i APPRECIATE your OFFER, but I'M just FINE by MYSELF.

CC: wHERE aRE yOU gOING tO lIVE tHEN?

DO: IN my HIVE...WELL, the RUINS of IT.

CC: tHAT iSNT vERY sAFE...

CC: wHAT iF aN aDULT fINDS yOU?

CC: yOU cOULD gET cULLED...

DO: I am CHAOS. NO one WILL screw WITH me, AND you KNOW it.

CC: tHE aDULTS wONT cARE... yOU kNOW wHAT tHEY aRE lIKE...

DO: BUT if THEY mess WITH me...IT'LL get UGLY. FOR them.

CC: mAYBE bUT yOU wILL sTILL eND uP hURT!

DO: PLUS i COULD probably GET poko TO help.

DO: HER hive IS close TO mine.

CC: tHAT sOUNDS lIKE a fANTASTIC iDEA!

DO: BACK to SGRUB.

CC: yES?

DO: WE should SET up TEAMS.

CC: wHY?

DO: BECAUSE.

DO: IT'S more FUN that WAY.

CC: iF yOU iNSIST

DO: I call LEADER of RED team.

CC: i cALL lEADER oF bLUE tEAM

DO: I call NOIR.

CC: eIR iS iN mY tEAM!

DO: POKO'S with ME.

CC: cLOTA iS iN bLUE tEAM

DO: BELUN is ON red TEAM.

CC: i gUESS iLL hAVE sUCELLOS tHEN...

DO: ORCUS on RED team.

CC: sIDURI aND aURAKA tHEN...

DO: DAMN it. THAT leaves ME with KIRA.

CC: i tHOUGHT yOU wERE oKAY wITH hER?

DO: HELL no. SHE'S a BITCH.

CC: rEALLY?

CC: i dON'T rEALLY tALK tO hER mUCH...

DO: WELL she IS.

CC: oH...

CC: aNY pARTICULAR rEASON wHY yOU tHINK tHAT?

DO: SHE likes TO screw WITH everyone's HEAD.

CC: sHE hASN'T tRIED tO dO tHAT wITH mE!

CC: mAYBE yOU aRE wRONG aBOUT hER

DO: PLUS she's THE one RESPONSIBLE for MAKING my HIVE collapse INTO a HEAP of RUBBLE.

DO: AND killing MY lusus.

CC: wHY?

DO: SHE came TO my HIVE with HER helldog.

DO: HER HELLDOG.

CC: i'M sURE sHE dIDN'T mEAN fOR aNYTHING bAD tO hAPPEN.

DO: SHE laughed WHEN it KILleD my LUSUS.

CC: mAYBE sHE wAS lAUGHING aT sOMETHING eLSE?

DO: SHE was POINTING at MY lusus' DEAD body.

DO: WHEN she WAS laughing, I mean.

CC: oH dEAR... tHIS mUST aLL bE a bIG mISUNDERSTANDING, i'M sURE.

DO: FACE it. SHE'S a BITCH.

CC: tHAT iS a vERY sTRONG aND hURTFUL wORD tO uSE, dON'T yOU tHINK?

CC: uNLESS...

DO: UNLESS what?

CC: dO yOU hAVE...

CC: hOW sHOULD i pUT tHIS...

DO: WHAT?

DO: OH, i GET what YOU'RE saying.

CC: sO dO yOU?

DO: AND it's THE other KIND of BITCH, the MEAN one. AND once AGAIN, hell NO.

CC: iT sEEMS tHAT wAY... aND i cOULDN'T hELP bUT tHINK tHAT tHIS iS hER wAY oF dECLARING hER hATEFUL fEELINGS?

DO: I have NO idea WHAT kind OF grudge SHE could HAVE against ME.

CC: MAYBE sHE jUST cAN'T hELP bUT fEEL tHAT wAY.

DO: EITHER way, NOIR isn't PLEASED with HER actions EITHER. APPARENTLY she DESTROYED his HIVE also.

DO: HIS lusus IS okay, THOUGH.

CC: uMM... tHIS bEHAVIOR oF hERS iS vERY cONFUSING...

DO: YA think!?

CC: cOULD iT bE tHAT mAYBE sHE hAS bLACK fEELINGS fOR bOTH oF yOU?

DO: MYEH.

CC: tHE vERY tHOUGHT oF tHAT iS oBSCENE...

DO: I just WANT to SHOVE her DOWN a WELL.

CC: sO yOU rETURN hER fEELINGS?

DO: I guess.

CC: oOOO... dON'T gET oFFENDED bUT...

DO: WHAT?

CC: tHIS iS mORE aMUSING tHEN tHE sOAP oPERA i wATCH wHEN i'M bORED aND nOT eXCERCISING.

DO: I'M not OFFENDED at ALL. IN fact, I think IT'S amusing AS well.

CC: sO aRE yOU gOING tO aPPROACH hER?

DO: YES. I'LL challenge HER to A one ON one DUEL.

CC: i rEALLY dON'T sEE tHE aPPEAL iN hAVING a kISMESIS...

CC: mAYBE iT dOESN'T rEALLY MEAN oR mATTER mUCH tO sOMEONE uNTIL yOU mEET tHAT oNE tROLL tHAT mAKES yOU wANT tO sTRANGLE tHEM.

DO: I just WANT to DESTROY her. MY strife SPECIBUS is EVEN set TO doomType.

CC: mAYBE yOU sHOULD cALM dOWN a lITTLE. kISMESIS aREN'T fOR kILLING. bUT yOU sHOULD kNOW tHAT aLREADY.

DO: I don't CARE about ALL the KISMESIS crap. SHE must DIE.

CC: cALM yOUR hATE. kILLING wON'T rEALLY gET uS aNYWHERE. aT lEAST. nOT yET.

DO: I will AT least WAIT until WE are IN session BEFORE challenging HER.

CC: aREN'T yOU gOING tO bE hER lEADER?

CC: cAN'T yOU jUST oRDER hER tO dO sOMETHING hUMILIATING?

DO: ThAT won't SATISFY me. MY weapon MUST taste HER blood.

CC: sCRATCH hER tHEN? aS lEADER, yOU hAVE tO bE mORE rESPONSIBLE aND rEASONABLE!

DO: I care NOT for REASON. ONLY revenge.

CC: tHEN mAYBE yOU aREN'T fIT tO bE lEADER. rEVENGE iS sATISFYING bUT sTILL uSELESS.

DO: ...I suppose REVENGE can WAIT.

CC: yOU'LL bE cAUGHT iN aN aNNOYING lIMBO oF rETALIATION.

CC: tHAT'S bETTER! nOW yOU sOUND mORE lIKE a lEADER tHEN a wHINEY, lITTLE wIGGLER.

DO: WHATEVER.

CC: wELL, wHILE iT wAS eNJOYABLE hELPING yOU sORT tHROUGH yOUR fEELINGS...

CC: tHE aBLUTION tRAP iS rEADY.

CC: aND sO i hAVE tO gO.

DO: ...I still THINK that's A stupid NAME for A bathtub.

CC: wHY sHOULD iT mATTER?

DO: DUNNO. ANYWAYS, bye.

CC: gOODBYE

[1:11] -- clandestineCoddler [CC] ceased pestering darkestOblivion [DO] at 13:11 --


Well, so far your plan is working. The session is important, of course, but your main objective will be Kira. Leading your group is a secondary objective. SHE WILL DIE.


>Be the cutesy troll.Edit

You CANNOT be the cutesy troll because you are not cute, no matter how HARD you try to be. You can be, however, be the AWKWARD, VIOLENT troll girl.

>Be the awkward, violent troll girl.Edit

You are now AURAKA PARCAE and as mentioned above you are slightly awkward and violent. You try everything to be cute, like your MOIRAIL but your HALF-METTALIC face and HEIGHT are a constant hindrance. You have recently been in contact with Cessair Thyone, that INFURIATING mustard blood that has now claimed herself your LEADER. As to what she was talking about, you don’t really know but it PISSED YOU OFF so much you took out your STEEL PIPE and proceeded to destroy your door. Your lusus, WOLFMOM, insists you stop destroying the hive. So in an attempt to calm yourself off, you decide to contact your moirail, who is off EXPLORING again.

-- angelicHarrowing [AH] has began pestering honorablyVenturous [HV] at 13:50 --

AH: Sidu!

HV: ~Yes~,~Aura~?

AH: Has Cessair contacted you recently?

HV: ~No~,~not~recently~.~Why~?

AH: Apparently, she and Dostor have become close buddies recently. And without *F*U*C*K*I*N*G* asking us they decided on teams with them as leaders!

HV: ~Teams~?~They~did~not~separate~us~,~did~they~?~If~they~did~I~will~personally~CUT~THEM~TO~PIECES~!

AH: Do not worry. They did not. If they had… There would be nothing left for you to kill!

HV: ~So~what~”~team~”~are~we~on~?

AH: We are on the blue team.

HV: ~I~am~guessing~our~leader~is~Cessair~?

AH: Yes.

HV: ~Team~mates~?

AH: Eir, Clota, Sucellos, and her. At least she has good taste in trolls.

HV: ~And~why~is~that~,~Aura~?

AH: Oh that’s right… I have not told you.

HV: ~You have~not~told~me~?~But~we~tell~each~other~EVERYTHING~!

AH: We are no longer three sweeps old, Sidu. As a six sweeper, I am allowed to have a few personal things that I do not want to share. Even with you.

HV: ~But~we~have~always~valued~honesty~!~How~do~I~know~if~you~have~not~been ~truthful~to~me~all~this~time~?

AH: Sidu, you are exaggerating. Just because I choose to keep some things private, does not mean that I have lied to you.

HV:~What~if~you~are~lying~to~me~right~now~?

AH: I am not and you know it! You have not even let me explain anything.

AH:While I will normally find this behavior adorable if it was directed towards some other troll, you are over reacting and I will not tolerate your accusations!

HV:~Well~you~do~not~have~to~because~I~am~leaving~!

-- honorablyVenturous [HV] has ceased pestering angelicHarrowing [AH] at 14:18 --

AH: Sidu, you are being ridiculous, childish, and not at all cute.


Instead of calming you down, Siduri has instead thrown you into a BIGGER RAGE. Honestly, as if you would ever LIE. It’s almost like he FORGOT who he was talking to! You shut down your HUSKTOP and go outside to MUTILATE a tree with your pipe.

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>Witness the battle.Edit

Poko sat outside, bored. In the distance, she could see the still smoking ruins of Dostor's hive. She knew he could take care of himself, so she decided to stay out of it unless he asked for her assisstance. Suddenly, a large figure with a smaller figure beside it strolled into her view. She could easily tell, even from a distance, who these figures were: Kira Moros. and her Helldog Lusus. No doubt coming to destroy her hive, Poko thought. Well, if Kira wanted to destroy her hive, she would have to get through her first. She donned her Bushthwackers (iron gloves) and went to meet Kira alone.

Kira seemed ready to welcome Poko, because as soon as Poko saw her she pulled her razorshield Mutilator off her back.

"Kira. You'll pay for the trouble you've been causing." Poko said seriously.

Kira laughed. "You? Beat me? Like that could happen!"

As Kira said that, her lusus moved in front of her, acting like a shield.

"...Let's go!" Poko yelled with vigor.

She launched off her feet and flew towards the Helldog. The Lusus, surprised by such a sudden attack, was caught off guard and promptly uppercutted. It fell to the ground beside Kira, causing Kira to snarl. Kira threw her shield at Poko, but she nimbly dodged it and moved in for a counter-attack. However, the shield came flying back like a boomerang and hit Poko on the back of the head, knocking her facefirst into the ground. Kira snatched her shield and attacked Poko with it, slicing her with the blade-like edges over and over, until Poko was unconscious from blood loss.

"Hmph. Sick the hive, Razor." Kira said.

Her Lusus did exactly as she told. As Poko's hive collapsed, the scream of her Lusus, Roth, was heard.



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>Be the crossdressing troll.Edit

You are now SIDURI HOTEI and you are not a HAPPY CAMPER at the moment. Or whatever the hell that even means. But you digress Anyways, you are the most UNHAPPIEST of all the campers. WHY? Because your moirial has LIED to you. Okay, maybe you are OVERREACTING. She has not lied, rather she just didn’t tell you THE TRUTH. But you will find out, whether she wants you to or NOT.

-- honorablyVenturous [HV] began pestering wistfulSoprano [WS] at 18:28 --

HV: ~Hey~Tamesis~!

WS: Y-y-y-yes?

HV: ~What~is~so~GOOD~about~a~troll~like~you~?

WS: W-w-what?

HV: ~What~?~Apart~from~not~speaking~right~now~you~can~not~read~?

HV: ~WHAT~IS~IT~THAT~ATTRACTS~HER~TO~YOU~?

HV: ~You~are~useless~!

WS: U-u-u-useless? I don't t-t-th-think I'm useless.

HV: ~You~can~think~?

WS: This is h-h-hurting my feelings...

WS: If you are only going to i-i-in-insult me, can I leave?

HV: ~PATHETIC~!

HV: ~You~are~even~asking~me~if~you~can~leave~instead~of~just~doing~it~!

HV: ~Insult~me~back~!

WS: What? B-b-b-b-but I don't want to!

WS: And I di-d-d-didn't want to be rude. So I a-a-a-asked.

HV: ~.~.~.

WS: Wh-h-h-hat?

HV: ~I~am~going~to~HACK~you~to~PIECES~one~day~,~you~know~?

HV: ~I~anxiously~anticipate~it~.~.~.

WS: W-w-w-why would you wa-a-a-ant to do that?

HV: ~Because~you~,~Sucellos~,~and~Eir~are~causing~her~to~LIE~!

WS: Who?

HV: ~Who~else~do~you~think~?

HV: ~Auraka~,~idiot~!

WS: Au-a-a-a-auraka...has lied to y-y-y-you...?

HV: ~Yes~!~And~it~is~all~your~fault~!

WS: I-i-i-i'm sorry, Siduri.

WS: I un-un-und-understand that you are under a co-considerable amount of emotional dis-di-distress. But...

HV: ~But~WHAT~?

WS: I don't s-s-s-see how it was our fa-fa-fau-fault...

HV: ~I~.~.~.

HV: ~FUCK~

HV: ~Fuck~you~,~Tamesis~!

HV: ~I~hope~you~choke~on~a~bulge~.

-- honorablyVenturous [HV] ceased pestering wistfulSoprano [WS] at 18:46 --

WS: S-S-S-SIDURI!

Okay. So MAYBE that conversation didn’t go as you had planned. You were almost certain you could crack her and learn THE TRUTH. But as it turns out, despite all her PATHETIC STUTTERING, she is a TOUGH NUT to crack. Maybe you’ll have better luck with EIR or SUCELLOS. But for now, you are TIRED.

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