I have been pondering this for a while, and I have gotten this out here.
Octavi Serket (Maid of Light)
automaticBrisngr (Jack's patron prenu)
deafeningLupin (Rena's Patron)
antithesisPyro (Jaye's Patron)
tortileGhostwriter (Damian's patron)
>Insert Disk 4.
You are Jaye Croley. Today is the day you begin a game with three other friends.
Your room is surprisingly clean, considering the hellhole it usually resembles. You love genetics. Hold on. More like you LOOOOOOOOVE genetics. For the sake of SCIENCE you breed plants, like no one ever did. You're also BORDERLINE OBSESSED with WARFARE. You also are an aspiring CHEMIST. You are infatuated with BAD FANFICTION, no exceptions.
>WHO'S WHATEVERING YOU NOW???
--antithesisPyro [AP] began mocking giftedGenetics [GG] at 11:06--
AP: Regards, Jaye
GG: shit shit shit get your shit together jaye!
GG: i guess i was afk.
GG: what even are you please tell me its a trick!
AP: I Am A Member Of An Alien Species Called A Prenu
GG: so what are you like more warlike or peaceful?
AP: Before The Scratch, We Were A Warlike Species
GG: the whatch?
AP: Scratch, An Interdimensional Reset Button
AP: Now, We Have Remained Peaceful For The Most Part